Food for Thought

"Hellya, Momma, sweet potatoes, peas and chicken!"

PEA NIGHT? YEAH!

Mmm...toe jam!

"Mom would rather I not chew on my fingernails. Hey, no problem, that's what toes are for."

What, no cake?

"I can't believe I've been out here in the world for FOUR MONTHS already. So, where's the cake? Those only come once a year? How many months is that from now?"

PHEW!

"Yes, my first Christmas was magical. And New Year's Eve was a blast. But now I'm ready to put down my bottle and rest up for the year ahead. Happy New Year everybody!"

Ho Ho YO!

Same Poop, Different Day

"Today, I was just loungin' in my bath, minding my own business, when my mom accidentally showed me what's inside a used diaper. Have you guys seen this? Nasty!"

Beat Box Baby

"While some babies favor nursery rhymes I'm into hip-hop. 'Goo goo' and 'ga ga' are my version of rap. "Ya know what I'm sayin'?"

SAY WHAT?

"I thought I was the only baby in the world. 
This is kinda' freakin' me out over here."

School Dreams

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of zzzzzzzz..."

Race Day

"I've heard that when Grampa Berry was a baby, he rode in a Buick station wagon with no car seat or air bags. He was only protected by Great Gramma Berry's loving arms, who was smoking a cigarette at the time, and racing his brothers and sisters to a dental appointment with Dr. Lantz who had hairy knuckles and smelled like an ashtray, but served ice cream if you made it though the appointment without crying or throwing up -- but I digress. My point is, even though I'm a direct descendant of the "Evel Knievel family," my parents have obviously spared no expense to keep me safe. I'm mean, just look at this kiddie cockpit! Based on how I'm packed in here, I can only assume that we're getting to Gramma and Grampa's house via a Nascar racetrack, or Dad has a rocket car and I'm flying first class! In any case, I overheard my mom saying that I looked "fly." She's one smart lady."

I'M DOWN WITH THAT!

"Today I was just gettin' all comfy in the crib, when I overheard my folks talking about a trip to Gramma and Grampa's place in Pensacola. At first I was like, WHAT UP WITH THAT? But then I remembered, these are the same peeps who gave me my designer genes and my main man Uncle Clarke was going to be in da' house too, so I'm down with that."

CANNONBALL!

"Splish, splash, I was takin' my first bath when the thought occurred to me...why not make a bigger splash by doing a cannonball! Well, even though the water wasn't deep enough, I think Mom was impressed with my form. And she could tell I was having fun."