CANNONBALL!

"Splish, splash, I was takin' my first bath when the thought occurred to me...why not make a bigger splash by doing a cannonball! Well, even though the water wasn't deep enough, I think Mom was impressed with my form. And she could tell I was having fun."

ZZZZZ...

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm pooped -- and maybe a little poopy in the pants. But please don't try to change me. I'm busy dreaming about the future...playing on a farm...with lots of bunny rabbits...and here comes Great Grampa Stewart with more squirrels!"

Waaa...waaa...WHAT THE???

"Today I was crying because I was hungry and they stuck this poor substitute for mama in my mouth. I gotta' say, either this is the biggest honkin' pacifier in existence, or I'm just the cutest little peanut ever. Since Virgos are known to be modest I'll let you decide."