Mother's Day Miracle

"Happy Mother's Day Mom! I know I don't say it enough, or just yet, but I love you. I also want to thank you for bringing me into the world. I look forward to many exciting years ahead. And as a special gift to you this first Mother's Day, I promise to be out of diapers before next Mother's Day. Yes, miracles do happen!"

Life is Good

"Sometimes I like to just kick back and enjoy a tall cool one. Yeah, life is good -- until your diaper needs changing."

Separated At Birth

"People say I look like the young star in the movie, The Incredibles. I say we both just have good taste in what to put in our mouths, right Jack Jack?"

You talkin' to me?

"Plays so hard he constantly has scratches all over his body! Don't ask me where they come from.." - Mom

My future's so bright, I gotta' wear shades!

PEA NIGHT? YEAH!

Mmm...toe jam!

"Mom would rather I not chew on my fingernails. Hey, no problem, that's what toes are for."

What, no cake?

"I can't believe I've been out here in the world for FOUR MONTHS already. So, where's the cake? Those only come once a year? How many months is that from now?"

PHEW!

"Yes, my first Christmas was magical. And New Year's Eve was a blast. But now I'm ready to put down my bottle and rest up for the year ahead. Happy New Year everybody!"

Ho Ho YO!

Same Poop, Different Day

"Today, I was just loungin' in my bath, minding my own business, when my mom accidentally showed me what's inside a used diaper. Have you guys seen this? Nasty!"

Beat Box Baby

"While some babies favor nursery rhymes I'm into hip-hop. 'Goo goo' and 'ga ga' are my version of rap. "Ya know what I'm sayin'?"

SAY WHAT?

"I thought I was the only baby in the world. 
This is kinda' freakin' me out over here."

School Dreams

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of zzzzzzzz..."

Race Day

"I've heard that when Grampa Berry was a baby, he rode in a Buick station wagon with no car seat or air bags. He was only protected by Great Gramma Berry's loving arms, who was smoking a cigarette at the time, and racing his brothers and sisters to a dental appointment with Dr. Lantz who had hairy knuckles and smelled like an ashtray, but served ice cream if you made it though the appointment without crying or throwing up -- but I digress. My point is, even though I'm a direct descendant of the "Evel Knievel family," my parents have obviously spared no expense to keep me safe. I'm mean, just look at this kiddie cockpit! Based on how I'm packed in here, I can only assume that we're getting to Gramma and Grampa's house via a Nascar racetrack, or Dad has a rocket car and I'm flying first class! In any case, I overheard my mom saying that I looked "fly." She's one smart lady."

I'M DOWN WITH THAT!

"Today I was just gettin' all comfy in the crib, when I overheard my folks talking about a trip to Gramma and Grampa's place in Pensacola. At first I was like, WHAT UP WITH THAT? But then I remembered, these are the same peeps who gave me my designer genes and my main man Uncle Clarke was going to be in da' house too, so I'm down with that."

My New Fall Look

"While I don't even know what's in for fall (this is my first one), I'm pretty sure I have it goin' on in this blue and brown ensemble. From the embroidered trucks on my cap, to my stylin' shoes with velcro, I'm ready for action...just as soon as I finish...my...nap...zzzzzzzz"

CANNONBALL!

"Splish, splash, I was takin' my first bath when the thought occurred to me...why not make a bigger splash by doing a cannonball! Well, even though the water wasn't deep enough, I think Mom was impressed with my form. And she could tell I was having fun."

Wide Awake Dad

"I wanted to share this nice photo of my Dad with you. See how nice he looks with his eyes open? Of course mine are closed now, which is something we need to work on -- getting our sleep at the same time. But we've got about 18 more years to work on it, so no worries."

Dog Tired Dad

"Daddy continues to teach me new things. Like today he showed me how to catch a few winks even when dog tired from a baby keeping you up at night. I can't relate, but maybe someday I'll understand. I DO understand how much he loves me. I'm guessing he might be a dog lover, too."