The Adventures of Harper: funny

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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Mmm...toe jam!

"Mom would rather I not chew on my fingernails. Hey, no problem, that's what toes are for."

Monday, December 3, 2012

Same Poop, Different Day

"Today, I was just loungin' in my bath, minding my own business, when my mom accidentally showed me what's inside a used diaper. Have you guys seen this? Nasty!"

I'm a Virgo, get used to it.

"Virgoans are modest, reserved and practical and I'm no exception. However, this does not detract me from engaging in lively discussions to express my thoughts and ideas. I'm a hard worker inclined toward efficiency and have little tolerance for nonsense. I can focus on the smallest of details in my conversations but this sometimes causes me to miss the big picture. Because of my penchant for perfection, I can become indecisive, not knowing where is 'good enough' which leads to overindulging. Elevated nervous energy drives me into a fit of worry, but rock me gently and it's lullaby time. My drive for perfection would suggest that I'll be highly successful later in life, but best not to neglect the college fund. Many relationships are strained when Virgo can't control the urge to criticize, complain or get fussy, so keep it fun and I won't have to mention this again. Fortunately my cuteness more than makes up for when I get testy -- AND coincidentally makes me irresistible to women. Yes, I'm a chick magnet, just like my Daddy Joey, Uncle Clarke, Grampa John and Great Grampa Terry. But enough chit chat. It's time for adventure. Peace." - Harper Finley