"As you can see, I'm having boatloads of fun on the water this summer. I'm impressed that mom and dad have a yacht already -- AND let me sail it? Sahweet! But my personal watercraft of choice has to be the jet ski. That thing is a blast and a half! In fact, I haven't experienced anything that wet and wild since being in my mom's belly at aerobics class. I just hope I don't get a weird tan line from my diaper."
