Wide Awake Dad

"I wanted to share this nice photo of my Dad with you. See how nice he looks with his eyes open? Of course mine are closed now, which is something we need to work on -- getting our sleep at the same time. But we've got about 18 more years to work on it, so no worries."

Dog Tired Dad

"Daddy continues to teach me new things. Like today he showed me how to catch a few winks even when dog tired from a baby keeping you up at night. I can't relate, but maybe someday I'll understand. I DO understand how much he loves me. I'm guessing he might be a dog lover, too."

Calvin Klein's Newest Model

"Today I did a photo shoot for Calvin Klein. The art director wanted me to take off my top like Mark Wahlberg does for them and I said, "in your dreams!" In MY dreams I'm with Pooh and filling out my Calvin Kleins with same. Oh, gotta' go. Calvin is calling. He wants to know who designed my hat."

ZZZZZ...

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm pooped -- and maybe a little poopy in the pants. But please don't try to change me. I'm busy dreaming about the future...playing on a farm...with lots of bunny rabbits...and here comes Great Grampa Stewart with more squirrels!"

The Harper Finley Crib

"YO! Check out this crib! This is where I'll call home for a while, which is good, because on the way home from the hospital I realized it's a jungle out there. Wait. Look at all these animals -- IT'S A JUNGLE IN HERE, TOO! Nice doggy...nice doggy..."

Waaa...waaa...WHAT THE???

"Today I was crying because I was hungry and they stuck this poor substitute for mama in my mouth. I gotta' say, either this is the biggest honkin' pacifier in existence, or I'm just the cutest little peanut ever. Since Virgos are known to be modest I'll let you decide."

Meet my Dad. Dad? DAAAAD!

"This is my Dad. Other people call him Joey. But after being up for 33 hours, I'd call him Sleepy. He's teaching me how to nap. And wants me to practice it at night."

Mom "After"

"And here's my mom right AFTER I was born. Look at how she's looking at me -- a "super model" of a mom, right? I think I'll keep her. LOL."

Mom "Before"

"Speaking of super models, here's a picture of my mom right BEFORE she had me. I'm there too, but cropped out just below her swimsuit top."

Can't a guy get some z's?

"Yesterday was a big day for me. Meeting my parents and relatives for the first time was awesome, but now I'd like to catch up on my sleep. Don't worry though, I'll be up later tonight looking to party into the wee hours."

Start the college fund.

"College? I'm thinkin' Ivy League, but might also consider UF. Go Gators!"

6 pounds, 4 ounces, nice pecs!

"I might look like Dwight D. Eisenhower now, but wait until all this hair grows in. Then I'll look like Justin Bieber."

It's a boy!

"Look out world, here I come!" - Harper Finley Berry