Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Teething With Enthusiasm

"I'd like to call your attention to my inside mouth area where there is some acute pain associated with this little white thing jabbing through my gums! What? That's normal? Are you sure I need teeth?"

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Mother's Day Miracle

"Happy Mother's Day Mom! I know I don't say it enough, or just yet, but I love you. I also want to thank you for bringing me into the world. I look forward to many exciting years ahead. And as a special gift to you this first Mother's Day, I promise to be out of diapers before next Mother's Day. Yes, miracles do happen!"

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Life is Good

"Sometimes I like to just kick back and enjoy a tall cool one. Yeah, life is good -- until your diaper needs changing."