What, no cake?

"I can't believe I've been out here in the world for FOUR MONTHS already. So, where's the cake? Those only come once a year? How many months is that from now?"

PHEW!

"Yes, my first Christmas was magical. And New Year's Eve was a blast. But now I'm ready to put down my bottle and rest up for the year ahead. Happy New Year everybody!"

Ho Ho YO!

Same Poop, Different Day

"Today, I was just loungin' in my bath, minding my own business, when my mom accidentally showed me what's inside a used diaper. Have you guys seen this? Nasty!"

Beat Box Baby

"While some babies favor nursery rhymes I'm into hip-hop. 'Goo goo' and 'ga ga' are my version of rap. "Ya know what I'm sayin'?"

SAY WHAT?

"I thought I was the only baby in the world. 
This is kinda' freakin' me out over here."

School Dreams

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of zzzzzzzz..."