Mmm...toe jam!

"Mom would rather I not chew on my fingernails. Hey, no problem, that's what toes are for."

What, no cake?

"I can't believe I've been out here in the world for FOUR MONTHS already. So, where's the cake? Those only come once a year? How many months is that from now?"

PHEW!

"Yes, my first Christmas was magical. And New Year's Eve was a blast. But now I'm ready to put down my bottle and rest up for the year ahead. Happy New Year everybody!"

Ho Ho YO!

Same Poop, Different Day

"Today, I was just loungin' in my bath, minding my own business, when my mom accidentally showed me what's inside a used diaper. Have you guys seen this? Nasty!"

Beat Box Baby

"While some babies favor nursery rhymes I'm into hip-hop. 'Goo goo' and 'ga ga' are my version of rap. "Ya know what I'm sayin'?"

SAY WHAT?

"I thought I was the only baby in the world. 
This is kinda' freakin' me out over here."