VaCaTiOn TiMe!

Life's a Beach... so, here I am taking a break at the lake with Mom while the boys hunt.

Wait, the boys are hunting? I'M a boy...

AND here I am hunting with the boys, aka Dad.

I'm sure glad I took my folks on this family vacation!

GO! GO! GO! zzzzzz...

Hallowing Halloween...

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I don't remember last Halloween. That's me in the orange and black ensemble with the contrasting white, human skeletal system. This year? Well, let's just say Halloween can be a bit scary -- but FUN!

Party On Dudes!

 "My birthday party was a blast. Since it was my first one I don't have much to compare it to, but dad and mom sure wore themselves out making me happy."

Puttin' life into HARPER DRIVE!

"I'm one year old today and there's no looking back. I've got a firm grip on the wheel of life and fifty cents in this hot, red machine. So strap in this weird dude sitting next to me and let's get this show on the road!"

Lawnboy

"My friend Kristen provided me with this awesome lawnmower, so I went right to work on the yard. I'm told it even has bubbles. Until I'm out of diapers I can provide my own fertilizer."

Cat Nap

"A busy guy like me needs to catch a few winks whenever I can. Often it's just a quick cat nap. Sometimes it's on any available table top with my eyes still open."

Ahoy Mates!

"As you can see, I'm having boatloads of fun on the water this summer. I'm impressed that mom and dad have a yacht already -- AND let me sail it? Sahweet!  But my personal watercraft of choice has to be the jet ski. That thing is a blast and a half! In fact, I haven't experienced anything that wet and wild since being in my mom's belly at aerobics class. I just hope I don't get a weird tan line from my diaper."

Happy Birthday Dad!

"For all you do, this sippy cup's for you, Da Da!"

Ladies Man

 "Yes, that's lipstick all over my face. No, I didn't put it there. It seems I'm irresistible to women."

The Rat Pack's Newest Member

Mmm...mud pies!

"Nothing builds strong anti-bodies like a delicious mud pie."

Life's a Beach

"It's my first summer and things are going swimmingly here in the pool with Gramma and Grampa Berry. Not having to wear a diaper is a plus, too."

A Day in the Life

"Knick-knack paddywhack, give your dog a...hey, what is this thing? A dinosaur bone?"

Say Cheese

"I can't say cheese yet, but I'll give you a big smile. How's this?"

Driver Training

"Are you saying I'M supposed to be in this thing? But I already drive it like a boss!"

Sunday is Funday

"Momma says we're off to Ralph's on the park. I'm so excited I feel like I could ralph on the park."

Say Uncle

"Are you telling me I'M going to grow as big as Uncle Clarke? Wowza! In fact, I'm already bigger because some yahoo put this photo in out of order."

AHOY!

"Yes, I'll trim the main sail IF you can assure me this thing floats."

Teething With Enthusiasm

"I'd like to call your attention to my inside mouth area where there is some acute pain associated with this little white thing jabbing through my gums! What? That's normal? Are you sure I need teeth?"

Asleep at the Wheel

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

"Harper's 8 months already?!??" - Mom

Mother's Day Miracle

"Happy Mother's Day Mom! I know I don't say it enough, or just yet, but I love you. I also want to thank you for bringing me into the world. I look forward to many exciting years ahead. And as a special gift to you this first Mother's Day, I promise to be out of diapers before next Mother's Day. Yes, miracles do happen!"

Life is Good

"Sometimes I like to just kick back and enjoy a tall cool one. Yeah, life is good -- until your diaper needs changing."

Separated At Birth

"People say I look like the young star in the movie, The Incredibles. I say we both just have good taste in what to put in our mouths, right Jack Jack?"

"Chillin' Like Villians"

Yo Mamma!

"I don't know who is cuter, me or my mom. She's coordinated, too. Look at her taking this picture without letting go of me for a second. And I can squirm like a squirrel monkey. Yeah, she's pretty great. I think I'll keep her."

Father Knows Best

"Daddy seems to know I'm an awesome little dude. And who am I to argue?"

Boy Wonder

"If you could could see the funny face my mom is making to get my attention you'd be amazed too."

Hang Time

"Are you sure these are designed for dudes?"

Food for Thought

"Hellya, Momma, sweet potatoes, peas and chicken!"

You talkin' to me?

"Plays so hard he constantly has scratches all over his body! Don't ask me where they come from.." - Mom

My future's so bright, I gotta' wear shades!

PEA NIGHT? YEAH!

Mmm...toe jam!

"Mom would rather I not chew on my fingernails. Hey, no problem, that's what toes are for."

What, no cake?

"I can't believe I've been out here in the world for FOUR MONTHS already. So, where's the cake? Those only come once a year? How many months is that from now?"

PHEW!

"Yes, my first Christmas was magical. And New Year's Eve was a blast. But now I'm ready to put down my bottle and rest up for the year ahead. Happy New Year everybody!"